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Edited by Officer Nasty: 8/5/2014 9:35:26 PM
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A Modest Beginning: My Guardian's Backstory

It was another glorious morning in the Last City. The streets were bustling with eager citizens just wanting to do enough to get by, as well as Guardians who kept them safe from the Darkness. However, it was not like this everywhere. At the base of the Tower, there is an extensive neighborhood of slums, littered with criminals and ne’er-do-wells. This is the place where I grew up. Being the only child with two dads in a place like this was rough living, especially when their line of work was so distasteful. What was their line of work, exactly? They sold their bodies to Guardians who would sneak out of the Tower in the night for some quick loving. It got to a point where they couldn’t support the family by themselves anymore, which led to them forcing me into the family business. Never have I been so miserable in my life. They would make me stand on the street corner in front of our slum wearing these sparkling, skimpy outfits and flirt with potential customers. Sometimes I would court Guardians with sick, twisted fetishes that would make me feel lower than garbage. One time, a Guardian, an awoken Titan to be exact, made me insert his Ghost into my rectum while tickling his nipples and singing, “Pour Some Sugar On Me,” by Def Leppard. The worst part was that sometimes, I actually enjoyed the times that these Guardians used me for their own pleasure, because it was the only way that I could feel pleasure as well. My fathers only cared about their love life and had no regard for my own well-being. This led me to become highly depressed and suicidal, that is, until I met a certain Guardian that changed my life forever. There were days where I would sit outside on the scum-filled streets below the Tower and just gaze upon its glory, dreaming about the possibility of me being a Guardian myself. Pleasuring Guardians just wasn’t enough for me, I wanted to join the fight against the Darkness, and an Evo Warlock, who I am forever grateful for, gave me that opportunity. The night where he became my customer was the greatest night of my life. Even though he made me do horrendous things, such as covering his cold, steel frame in grease and licking it off, he became my true inspiration. As my tongue worked its way down to his hips, he stopped me and said, “I see great potential in you, whore.” I caressed his thighs and asked, “What do you mean?” He stopped what he was doing, looked straight into my lustful eyes, and said, “How would you like to be a Warlock?” At that moment, my entire life took a turn for the better. Later that night, I packed my things and sneaked out into the night with my lover, which would then become my mentor. He taught me everything I needed to know about being a Warlock, such as summoning the power to launch the mighty Nova bomb, as well as using my magic to pleasure others in ways that I never imagined was possible. The sex that we had was so intense that it made me a stronger individual, which helped propel me into my dream of becoming a Guardian. Now, I am considered to be the top Warlock in the Tower. I use my disgusting past of whoring myself as a means of motivation to kill the Darkness. Whenever I encounter one of the Fallen, I imagine that they are my fathers as I blow them to bits. This sort of killing gives me a massive rage-boner that fuels my hatred for them, as well as prevents the ever-growing danger of erectile dysfunction that plagues Guardians. If there are any other aspiring Guardians reading this, here is my advice for you: Enter the prostitution business, and pleasure as many Guardians as you possibly can. ~ fin
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  • Did any one read this multiple times and/or favorite this thread
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  • Please keep this kind of stuff to fan fic sites.
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  • Strange... but what to expect from someone called officer nasty.
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  • Im sorry to say this but the only innacurate thing about this story is that his hometown is at the base of the tower and not the outskirts(and that you cant be taught the powers of the guardians).
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  • Is it weird to say this wasn't disturbing enough? It could've been better... Like "Sex with the Vex", or something...[spoiler][i]Right?[/i][/spoiler]
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    • Luv this <3 great job !!!
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    • keep em coming baybee
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    • Edited by MarcusWk: 8/6/2014 6:39:19 AM
      Well, the ghost that revived me did it on accident. The guy's skeleton was right next to mine and the wind blew a finger bone across the car hood in the direction of the ghost. Startled, he scanned it and I came to be. At that point he said, "-blam!- it." "Welcome back guardian." He then proceeded to give me this long ass speech about some "darkness" and a traveler. Then we meet up with this guy called the Speaker! Talking to my ghost and saying, "I hope he chose wise." "We won't survive the Darkness again." And that "us guardians are the last line of hope." I can feel my ghost facepalm. He doesn't even have hands. I think he hates me. :/ This is all too much, sometimes I wished they scanned the other guy. I'm just a pizza man, what the -blam!-.
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      • I noticed a fatal flaw in this story which I did not read. The first sentence did not consist of something along the lines of "while worshiping the Purple Ball....(insert rest of story)"
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      • Oh Nasty, you never disappoint. [spoiler]plz make density whore clan[/spoiler]
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      • Is it just me or is someone else aroused by this masterpiece? This could be the beginning of something great, like Fifty Shades Of Destiny
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        • [b]My Guardian's back story:[/b] It was fantastic night I wasn't about to wait 12:00 am to get the new game everyone and their alien friends have been waiting for. I busted into the game store around 11:00pm swinging a stick I found out side. I was tired of waiting and just had to have that game. I smacked and spanked the innocents waiting for the new game patiently. After there was unconscious people and bruised up bodies on the floor and ceiling, I kicked in the storage room after 8 tries. I then saw it, the master piece forged from very manly hands. I grabbed it and began to run over the crippled and possible dead bodies, I wasn't greedy and left the right amount of money for the store clerk for when or if they wake up. I ran out side and hopped onto my donkey who was banging a Ferrari. Then out of no where cops started chasing my donkey and I and it began to get even more intense. As we turned the corner the cops were catching up and decided to ram my donkey and I. I flew off my donkey and landed on the ground scraping my elbow. The pain was unbearable from the injury. As I got up slowly unable to feel my penis I saw the popo coming towards me with their guns ready and swat team by their side. I looked in my hand at the game....... I then glanced back at the popo who were also putting my donkey in handcuffs. I knew one thing at that moment and I began to run at them and yelled "ITS MY DESTINY!!!!!!" I heard a shot and that was the end of me... so I thought. ////1583 Years later, December 19th, 3597 AD.//// [b] I awoke to a very manly voice telling me its been searching for me for a very long time.[/b] [spoiler]"For a odd reason I couldn't feel my penis."[/spoiler]
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        • Lel
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        • What. The. Actual. -blam!- Not sure to laugh or be disturbed by the creativity of this.
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          • Get on my level O. N.
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          • 420/69
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          • #inspired
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          • Nova Bomb up my anus
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          • Rage-boner......ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!1!
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          • 69/69.
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          • Edited by The Wildernesss: 8/6/2014 1:20:53 AM
            LEL ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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          • You never disappoint..
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            PA1N7 1T BLACK

            Praise the gun! - old

            *laughing facepalm*
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          • [quote]It was another glorious morning in the Last City. The streets were bustling with eager citizens just wanting to do enough to get by, as well as Guardians who kept them safe from the Darkness. However, it was not like this everywhere. At the base of the Tower, there is an extensive neighborhood of slums, littered with criminals and ne’er-do-wells. This is the place where I grew up. Being the only child with two dads in a place like this was rough living, especially when their line of work was so distasteful. What was their line of work, exactly? They sold their bodies to Guardians who would sneak out of the Tower in the night for some quick loving. It got to a point where they couldn’t support the family by themselves anymore, which led to them forcing me into the family business. Never have I been so miserable in my life. They would make me stand on the street corner in front of our slum wearing these sparkling, skimpy outfits and flirt with potential customers. Sometimes I would court Guardians with sick, twisted fetishes that would make me feel lower than garbage. One time, a Guardian, an awoken Titan to be exact, made me insert his Ghost into my rectum while tickling his nipples and singing, “Pour Some Sugar On Me,” by Def Leppard. The worst part was that sometimes, I actually enjoyed the times that these Guardians used me for their own pleasure, because it was the only way that I could feel pleasure as well. My fathers only cared about their love life and had no regard for my own well-being. This led me to become highly depressed and suicidal, that is, until I met a certain Guardian that changed my life forever. There were days where I would sit outside on the scum-filled streets below the Tower and just gaze upon its glory, dreaming about the possibility of me being a Guardian myself. Pleasuring Guardians just wasn’t enough for me, I wanted to join the fight against the Darkness, and an Evo Warlock, who I am forever grateful for, gave me that opportunity. The night where he became my customer was the greatest night of my life. Even though he made me do horrendous things, such as covering his cold, steel frame in grease and licking it off, he became my true inspiration. As my tongue worked its way down to his hips, he stopped me and said, “I see great potential in you, whore.” I caressed his thighs and asked, “What do you mean?” He stopped what he was doing, looked straight into my lustful eyes, and said, “How would you like to be a Warlock?” At that moment, my entire life took a turn for the better. Later that night, I packed my things and sneaked out into the night with my lover, which would then become my mentor. He taught me everything I needed to know about being a Warlock, such as summoning the power to launch the mighty Nova bomb, as well as using my magic to pleasure others in ways that I never imagined was possible. The sex that we had was so intense that it made me a stronger individual, which helped propel me into my dream of becoming a Guardian. Now, I am considered to be the top Warlock in the Tower. I use my disgusting past of whoring myself as a means of motivation to kill the Darkness. Whenever I encounter one of the Fallen, I imagine that they are my fathers as I blow them to bits. This sort of killing gives me a massive rage-boner that fuels my hatred for them, as well as prevents the ever-growing danger of erectile dysfunction that plagues Guardians. If there are any other aspiring Guardians reading this, here is my advice for you: Enter the prostitution business, and pleasure as many Guardians as you possibly can. ~ fin[/quote] Well, that's gonna give [u]Wonderful Life[/u] a run for it's money.
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          • What the -blam!- dis I just read?! Also, awkward boner.
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          • Sage advice right here, folks.
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