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Edited by BobBQ: 8/5/2014 11:03:01 PM
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Heavily pregnant gamers

Has Bungie taken into account of the unfair advantage that pregnant women have playing Destiny? It's a matter of historical sporting record that the Soviets and East Germans unscrupulously used to get their athletes pregnant in the run up to major events as their bodies would be flushed with naturally occurring chemicals that enhanced their body's efficiency. How can I be sure that if I get killed in PVP it's not just because I'm up against a Wonder Woman in her third trimester?
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    • Bungie iz illuminati confirmdz
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    • Bump.
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    • Because they wait till their fourth trimester to compete in the crucible
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      • dafuq did i just read.
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      • Not fairerrrrrrrrrrrr
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      • Mandatory Bungie blood tests!
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      • I laughed so god damn hard. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. You win the internet.
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      • Wonder Woman in her third trimester is too OP, bungie plz nerf or I'll cancel the pre order for every game I have pre ordered now, not just destiny.
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      • Is there a competition for the dumbest thread possible going on that I haven't heard of ?
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        • You must have a brain that's like a steam engine.
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          Zonda
          Zonda

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          Gaming isn't enforced by drug testing under WADA. Anybody could take performance/focus-enhancing drugs and slay PvP without fear of being caught and banned from all competition for 2 years. If anything, pregnant Women would be at a disadvantage because the drugs required to be on a level playing field with someone who's going all out, would put their baby at a serious risk of miscarriage or at least deformity.
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          • Lmfao that's awesome. Love this thread
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              Got my ass handed to me by the PMS Clan several times in Halo 2. Trust me.. I've long learned to respect the warrior powers of a hormonal female.
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            • hilarious!
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            • Haha A+ for you good sir!
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              • Lol this has been the top trending thread for two days now! What the heck guys!
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                • Edited by MCFC: 8/6/2014 4:55:27 PM
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                  • Sometimes I stumble into that corner of the internet...this is one of those times.
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                    • Ur a idiot -__-
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                      • This is a strange ass thread. Well done DeeJ, well done b.lind
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                        • Nerf hormonal women.
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                        • With this in mind if any gamer chicks want an advantage for the next 9 months send me a PM. ; )
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                          • 10/10 would inseminate again
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                          • Edited by BannedLlama: 8/5/2014 11:25:59 PM
                            Did a mod or DeeJ change the tag and put this in #OffTopic?
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                              Hunni Bunni xo
                              Hunni Bunni xo

                              "revive me already!" - old

                              Rofl... next thing ya know, we'll have tournaments of pregnant women throwing burp rags and bowls of ice cream covered in pickles if this catches on in the US. Maybe i should get knocked up for the cause? [spoiler]<_< i predict many babies...[/spoiler]
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