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Edited by Bill the Cabal: 8/6/2014 1:37:07 PM
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Cabal's Turn

Hi, I'm Bill the Cabal. So uhh... some of you may have seen the Vex and Fallen post threats and challenges to you guys around the forum and uh... my commander wanted the Cabal to have their say. I've got a letter from him uh... "To the puny Guardians: we will crush you. Mars is ours now and we won't let you take it back. When we meet on the battlefield I will humiliate you and stick my..." uh... not gonna read that part, don't want the post taken down. " Your Titans are small, your Hunters are cowards, and your Warlocks are nerds You will all die beneath the foot of the cabal. Love, Commander Bob, xoxoxoxo" So any comments, questions, death threats I need to write down? Update: Bob's gonna love all the friends, gift baskets, and letters from you guys. Keep it up. Update update: to celebrate even further, everyone who comments now gets two free cookies and a Cabal Kabob, enjoy! Update update update: had to sleep but I'll still log all your threats, may you all have a nice day.
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  • I think we can settle this over a nice dinner of Cabal Kabobs and Fallen Fondue. Just no guns at the dinner table (Unless their concealed ;).
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  • Edited by DeeJ: 8/5/2014 6:23:33 PM
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    Welcome here, Bill. Have I ever told you guys that you're my favorite enemy to kill?
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    • WHEN DO I GET MY COOKIES AND KABOB!
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    • Can I join forces with you guys I don't like some of these people here. Plus I like those cabal cababs.
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      • [quote]Hi, I'm Bill the Cabal. So uhh... some of you may have seen the Vex and Fallen post threats and challenges to you guys around the forum and uh... my commander wanted the Cabal to have their say. I've got a letter from him uh... "To the puny Guardians: we will crush you. Mars is ours now and we won't let you take it back. When we meet on the battlefield I will humiliate you and stick my..." uh... not gonna read that part, don't want the post taken down. " Your Titans are small, your Hunters are cowards, and your Warlocks are nerds You will all die beneath the foot of the cabal. Love, Commander Bob, xoxoxoxo" So any comments, questions, death threats I need to write down? Update: Bob's gonna love all the friends, gift baskets, and letters from you guys. Keep it up. Update update: to celebrate even further, everyone who comments now gets two free cookies and a Cabal Kabob, enjoy! Update update update: had to sleep but I'll still log all your threats, may you all have a nice day.[/quote] This obviously a troll because the Cabal can't read or write.
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      • Lol this was funny!
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      • Edited by Raiivenex: 8/7/2014 7:19:50 AM
        The biggest have the hardest fall bill~ the hardest fall :) P.S this guy has a really awesome rap! We Guardians are -Legends!- Can i have my free food now?
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          ElectroHail
          ElectroHail

          Mods are cuñts. - old

          body
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        • This is the true Cabal! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHqsHRwUDzM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoJc8Jfh20w
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        • This nerd has a nova bomb ready for you and all the cabal. I can't wait to kill your precious Colosssuses with well placed Gjallarhorn rockets
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        • You Smell Funny.
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          WNxPowder
          WNxPowder

          This thing on?vhfastm - old

          my next comment is coming to you via sniper rifle
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        • I for one, welcome our new Cabal overlords. I want my cookies and Cabal kabob then I shoot you in the face.
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        • Yay! more things to shoot! I'll take a tricorn on the cob, thanks!
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            Nashtalia
            Nashtalia

            invite only - old

            bring yo fleets....im a pop yo heads...
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          • Hey I remember you, weren't you supposed to be an ambassador for the Cabal?
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            • Dear Bob, I shall stick a potato up Uranus. Have a nice day now!
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              • Riddle me this "Bob" why does it take around ten of you to even kill one of us hhhmmmmmm. P.s. Go teabag a blender P.s.s. Of headbutt a unicorn. Your choice.
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                • Dear bill, you responded to my forum post yesterday Thank you
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                  • Blah blah blah I'm a tool
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                    NobleS088
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                    Squidward the big ward - 8/25/2016 8:15:20 AM

                    Why is your commander a pussy (cat) why doesn't he come to tell that himself.huh
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                    • You still didn't answer my question. Does your space Roman Empire accept new recruits?
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                      • 1v1 me, rusted lands.
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                        • *throws potato at bill* Potato was ineffective
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                          • We have magic space unicorns and bacon. Yes we have bacon.
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                            • yea man guardians are puny and small FALLEN WIN ALL THE TIME!!!!AND WE HATE HIVE UGLY SKINNEY THINGS NASTY....AND FOUR ARMS AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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