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Edited by Engrapadora: 7/28/2014 1:00:34 AM
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How to explain this?

Today I was out with my mom and my grandma, and my grandma started talking about how I don't have a girlfriend, so she was going to pray to her patron saint to get them to help me get one. I didn't say anything at the time because I was afraid of causing a scene. What I need some help with is, how do I explain to my grandma that I'm in a committed relationship with a technicolor animated unicorn from a little girl's TV show? Both my mom and my grandma talk about future kids, but I'm not sure if that will be possible.
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  • Edited by Jazz Hands: 10/15/2014 3:23:28 AM
    I imagine your children would look something like this [spoiler]Will I get banned for this?[/spoiler]
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    • Tell them real women ain't [i]maine[/i] enough.
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      • What's her name again? I know it starts with R right?
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        • Just tell them you're a clopper.
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        • Horse+human=no kids your parents will always be ashamed of you for not passing on the -blam!-ed up genes
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        • you don't need to say anything...and a unicorn is not a girlfriend by definition...it is a unicorn-friend. so you still don't have a girlfriend, though you may have someone that fills that void. i just wouldn't say anything.
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        • You are a good foman
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        • Embrace the thoroughbred within you...and screw the plushie in front of them.
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        • Dude you just gotta say it man. Come right out with it and if they truly love you they will accept you and your lover.
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        • Edited by TheMassimo1997: 7/28/2014 1:53:04 PM
          The best way is to low down the mood. You tell them you have met a girl and give hints that she's a horse. Then one day once you've built up the courage, show your family your girlfriend. If your mom/grandma gets mad, tell them you never said it was human and you practically told them it was a horse (because of the hints.)
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          • get ahold of Dr. Kreger he'll make you a hologram version for you (O.o)
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            • Siths voice "Do it!"
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            • Solution: go into therapy[spoiler]*hugs monkey*[/spoiler]
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            • Be you. Be the technicolor animation you are inside. Spread those wings and fly. It is your destiny.
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            • Tell her you believe in the devil and all young virgins go to your dark lord. Just a thought.
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            • Lol. XD
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            • Just tell them you are into horses.
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            • ayy lmao
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            • Marry the women they bring to you but never love her. Secretly be with your pony
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              • Show them the waifu pillow you made of her. It'll clear up this entire problem. [spoiler]And create even more.[/spoiler]
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                • If they truly love you they would accept your commitment to your pone waifu.
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                • Tell them to leave the horsing around to you
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                • I watch that too! :D
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                • [i]Make it happen[/i]
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                • Just say that you aren't interested in a relationship now.
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