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Alright they can be whatever you want them to be just be careful on what you say, you may be banned. What Runs Faster Then The Speed Of Light?[spoiler][i]A Jew With A Coupon[/i][/spoiler]

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  • One time i met a guy [spoiler]he was hit by a bus and died[/spoiler] And then he [spoiler]Flew off a cliff and exploded[/spoiler] Of course, after that he [spoiler]shook the base of the cliff so hard, he shook an entire bus full of kittens/puppies down to the base of the cliff. That bus also has a 700 megaton payload nuke on it.[/spoiler] Inevitibly, what happens next is [spoiler]The shockwave from that caused yellowstone to prematurely erupt, making a nuclear winter all across the globe. Killing thousands of millions of people.[/spoiler] And then the next part is a little hard to belive, but, [spoiler]Aliens were talking to mr.president on national TV, making peace treaties. When yellowstone erupted, the aliens saw it as an attack, so now they're mad at us and trying to kill off humanity.[/spoiler] And thats why we're sitting in a cave with no clothes on, and waiting for the end of humanity to come.

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