Alright they can be whatever you want them to be just be careful on what you say, you may be banned.
What Runs Faster Then The Speed Of Light?[spoiler][i]A Jew With A Coupon[/i][/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Shdooby: 7/27/2014 9:14:08 AMA man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he waits patiently for his drink, he notices a man with a rather big orange head sitting at a table across the room. The man asks the bartender, "What's his story?", and the bartender tells him that if he buys the man a drink, he may just tell him. So the man appoaches the fellow with the big orange head, and offers to buy him a drink. The man thanks him generously and asks him if he would like to know the story behind his big orange head. Of course, the man says yes. So the story begins, this man was walking on the beach, when he stubbed his toe on a strange gold lamp. He picked up the lamp, and rubbed the dust off to reveal a nice shine, and coincidentally a magical genie. The genie tells him he now has three wishes, and asks him what he would like as his first wish. The man asks to be rich, so his bank accounts were filled with money. The man then asks to be very desirable, so the man becomes surrounded by woman. The man with the big orange head takes a sip from his newly acquired beer. "Now this is where I believe I everything went wrong, my third wish was for a big orange head".