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7/27/2014 4:22:28 AM
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I'm a dolphin that plays destiny.

What's the porpoise of making it an open beta? I paid 5 sand dollars for the beta, and now it's free willy to the public. Now this moon even today, 2pm-4pm? I didn't get to swim around on the moon because I was out doing dolphin shit. Cod-sider my preorder canceled.
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      • [quote]because I was out doing dolphin shit.[/quote] Hahahaha...hahaha....HA....h....a.
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        • I laughed. Thanks for making this
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          • I have no idea why I find this so hilarious. Hahahaha.
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            I'm a cow that plays destiny. Moo
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          • Edited by rocnsock: 7/27/2014 5:36:47 AM
            Good shit I lol'd
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            • Edited by KRITICAL: 7/27/2014 5:47:15 AM
              I can't stop laughing.... Love the cleverness in the post.
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              • Hey, stop whaling about the Beta, everyone's just here for the halibut. I'm shore if you mullet over for a while you'll see it's all hunky dory..
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                • No need to go fishing for attention here.
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                • So long and thanks for all the fish.
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                  • Ahem
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                  • Do the gamestops under the sea rip you off on trade ins too?
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                  • Blow it out your blowhole,... Open beta is mainly for Bungie to see if there are any problems with the game and now you join and the Moon had to be closed after two hours because water leaked into temple from somewhere.. AND IT WAS SALTY. Never trust a species that is grinning all the time... They are up to something!
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                  • 5 sand dollars!!! Thats a bargain.The beta was 20 squid in the uk. This exchange rate is all wrong
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                  • If this were a post written by a regular human and there were no dolphin puns, the comments would be filled with hate comments. But instead they're filled with more dolphin puns and hate comments. Clever.
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                  • I sea your point, but I'm shore you shouldn't wave goodbye to this game. Just wait a whale for the full release, Bungie cod surprise you. This game isn't going to be crab, you beach.
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                  • u had me at what's the porpoise. x
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                  • Something here smells fishy
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                  • Can I ride you?
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                    • As a person of Japanese decent I find this post and your refusal to die and to get in my belly offensive. Do you know what my favourite thing about dolphins is? [spoiler] their meat is delicious[/spoiler]
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                      • I am a fox what your point
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                        • 10/10 exhaled loudly through my nose
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                        • Might I ask what exactly is "doing dolphin shit"
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                          • All hail the Dolphin Overlords!
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