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7/26/2014 1:42:17 PM
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If your uncle's name was jack..

If your uncle's name was jack, and he was stuck on a roof, would you help your uncle jack off?
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  • No, jack can -blam!- off
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  • I'd help him get off the roof
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    • No cuse hes not archer west
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    • Definitely
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    • Commas help
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    • My grandfather's name is Jack.
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    • ( •-•)
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    • God no
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    • As childish as this joke was, I nearly burst out laughing in a crowd of people.
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    • No I would just call him handsome
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    • Of course I would help my Uncle Jack down from the roof!
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    • Edited by Alphy : 8/27/2014 5:18:50 AM
      impossible because I don't have a uncle named jack because that's like a white name
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    • My uncle is Bob.
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    • I am Uncle Putin, not Uncle Jack.
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      • I'd ask him if he needs a hand. (•‿•) ( •‿•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
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        • If your uncle Jack is stuck on an elephant, would you help your uncle Jack off the elephant?
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          • I'd jack my uncle off, why not?
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          • You should have left that joke in middle school.
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            • Of course I would. I'm not some scrubby twat.
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            • I would absolutely help my uncle get back safely to the ground mr. Games, regardless of his name.
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            • I'd just cut the foreplay and fondle his genitals.
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              • Probably. I'd rob him first.
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                • a ladder
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                • Do you mean Captain Jack Harkness? :3
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                  • hur
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                  • i don't get it
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