I haven't and if you entered this thread, you probably haven't either. I figure if we all combine all of our intellectual power, we might find a solution to the problem. I fear that I am running out of time. It won't be long before I enter permanent forever alone status. I can already feel my window of opportunity closing. And then you'll be next. We need to hurry guys. We need to get a girlfriend before it's too late. It's time to brainstorm.
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go up to any girl and slap her ass, tip your fedora say "Oh, that's nice" and walk away Either she'll be yours or you'll be in jail by the end of the day.