What if you woke up AND YOU HAD NO PENIS
Rap aboot your reaction
English
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Alarm rings, awoken from my sleepy slumber in my bed I lay so slender When I feel an unfamiliar itch and reach down to scratch my member I look under the sheets and see a barren landscape Ahhh, where's my dick I scream I run into the kitchen'n grabbed a cucumber'n some scotch tape This can't be happening, the hell there isn't even an opening Wait a sec, how the -blam!- am I supposed to piss?! Well, on the bright side I don't have to worry about if I miss