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Edited by Fallen Hero: 7/23/2014 12:57:51 AMHave you heard? rap's the shit, it's where I can unleash my wit Yeah rap's the shit, where I unleash my wit Yo I been ballin since 95, party hard I know what it means to be alive At a party I took the dive, baller with ambition at an all time high I injected a marijuana with Johnny's momma Cruncked, I dunked a tampon in peanut butter and shoved it up my ass Running up to everybody ask'em to pull my string, like a woody doll with class Got my ass jumped by party bouncers and thrown out onto the grass Confused I ran into traffic screaming in terror, how terrific Shit on this hipster's Prius, when I startin seein shapes like hieroglyphics Went into the chinese buffet, telling them workers Buddah's gay Outta the kitchen comes a pissed off Kemosabi, he came at me with some nun chucks I gave no -blam!-s, I said "yo I ain't running from any of you schmucks" Fisted a this trailer park girl and in my hand I pulled out 2 fetuses She shrieked "Hey asshole those were my brother Cletus's" Flailed them babies from the umbilical like my own chucks Connecting shots sounded as loud as crashing trucks Battle went on for minutes, watch by customers and parking tenets Finally I landed a blow with the force of a collision with a tour bus Stood over Kemosobi while he was sobbing n said "your shit stinks worse than a ton of manure does"