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Edited by Gatsby: 7/14/2014 10:25:26 PM
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So I was outside earlier, rocking new clothes and a fedora I bought from GAP. I had also just shaved my neck beard, (ps I'm ginger) I went to the mall to buy new dungeons and dragons characters when I caught this hot looking at me. She looked at me so obviously she wanted me. Well anyway I walked up to her and asked her for her number and here's how it went. Me: hello m'lady I sir Timothy humbly request m'ladys phone number so we can continue relations at a further date. Her: ew f[b]u[/b]ck off weirdo Me: but m'lady And then she slapped me and I ejaculated.
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