So I was outside earlier, rocking new clothes and a fedora I bought from GAP. I had also just shaved my neck beard, (ps I'm ginger) I went to the mall to buy new dungeons and dragons characters when I caught this hot looking at me. She looked at me so obviously she wanted me. Well anyway I walked up to her and asked her for her number and here's how it went.
Me: hello m'lady I sir Timothy humbly request m'ladys phone number so we can continue relations at a further date.
Her: ew f[b]u[/b]ck off weirdo
Me: but m'lady
And then she slapped me and I ejaculated.
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10/10
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F*cking lol.