Hey flood, meet my girlfriend, Jill. We spend a lot of time together and generally have a great time. Especially when the light goes out. Sometimes she lets me watch porn and then she goes down on me. I'm really love her.
You guys jelly? You got girlfriends of your own?
Pics or didn't happen though.
>inb4 hands cannot be girlfriends: tell that to the guy who tried to marry the eiffeltower.
>>inb4 OP can't inb4: it's too late. It has already happened.
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Im ampidextrus or whatever, ive got two girlfriends if you kno what i mean ;)
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2 RepliesJust got into a relationship last night. Don't know if it's a good idea or not
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I'll pretend I never opened this threat. Not sure what I was expecting.
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1 Reply18. Had two girlfriends in highschool. Got close to a third my junior year. She moved to Iowa for reasons. Got some makeout action going into my senior year from a girl who i was good friends with. Life is good. My point though? Highschool relationships are pointless. Ill just wait till i actually really like the next girl im gonna date and have a serious relationship. College ftw. [spoiler]Freshman! Freshman![/spoiler] [spoiler]Do something crazy! Do something crazy![/spoiler]
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-Be 75 million -Never had long lasting relationship -Produces courting feathers in spring -Get girl --blam!- relentlessly in summer -Girl tries to me eat my in autumn to fuel gestation of eggs -Fight, break up -tfw when no mate -Be loner throughout winter Continue reproduction cycle throughout Creteasous period.
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9 Replies[spoiler][internal screaming]MY GIRLFRIEND AND I HAVE HAD TO TRY TO DRIFT APART FOR NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ENTERING UNI AND DEALING WITH A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WOULD PROBABLY DESTROY BOTH OUR WORK ETHICS SO NOW WE'RE KIND OF SEPARATE BUT I MISS HER SO MUCH AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS HAVE GONE ON TO OTHER UNIVERSITIES AND I KNOW NOBODY AT THIS UNIVERSITY AND I MISS EVERYONE SO MUCH BUT HOLY SH!T UNIVERSITY IS STRESSFUL AS HELL NOT TO MENTION ALL OF THE STUFF I HAVE TO DO AT HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/internal screaming][/spoiler] [spoiler]hey it's also my birthday tomorrow/tonight[/spoiler]
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I'm 20, male, I've gotten fairly close to and/or had sex with a couple girls, but usually it doesn't last... longest relationship I've had so far was with a guy whom had been my friend for a while before I came out as bisexual to some of my friends, we were together... I'd say a year and a half-ish, except he was raised in a more conservative household and he didn't want his parents to know, so as you can imagine, there were some... erm... "interesting"... situations that arose occasionally, then we had some arguments and disagreements, and we stopped talking to each other a little over two months ago, we've been talking to each other again recently, but I don't feel it's going as well as it could... pretty much lost a lot of hope in him, but unfortunately I suck at dating. (Get a little more flushed and nervous around girls, making advances on guys isn't widely accepted here in Georgia, guys that I do talk to and like live across the country ;-; )
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18 RepliesEdited by KingWhovian: 7/14/2014 5:50:07 AM>18 >Never had a gf >Never kissed a girl >Never done anything except hugged like twice >Never been called attractive, or even been told "I like you" by a girl
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> first gf was when I was 19 > broke up when I 20 > been on dates, no dice > it been awhile since I've had a gf > just going to enjoy life until the right one comes > lesson 2day: the less -blam!-s given, the happier u'll be 👍
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This is pretty sad.
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14 RepliesNo gf at the moment or ever. I've had some "issues" with women in the past. Id give anything to have a girl I can cuddle with and talk to about anything.
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[quote]Hey flood, meet my girlfriend, Jill. We spend a lot of time together and generally have a great time. Especially when the light goes out. Sometimes she lets me watch porn and then she goes down on me. I'm really love her. You guys jelly? You got girlfriends of your own? Pics or didn't happen though. >inb4 hands cannot be girlfriends: tell that to the guy who tried to marry the eiffeltower. >>inb4 OP can't inb4: it's too late. It has already happened.[/quote] So you're a leftie, huh? Or just cheating?
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10 RepliesEdited by Jim the Admin: 7/15/2014 6:39:14 AMFellas, meet the luckiest girl in the world. She has the pleasure and rare privilege of being my girlfriend.
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I broke up with my girlfriend like a week ago, and it's mostly because she was REALLY annoying. Fortunately for me I found a new woman.
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Dont care gtfo
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21 RepliesEdited by Observed Trials: 7/13/2014 8:58:03 PMHere. She's currently my lock screen. Edit: 69th reply, giggity.
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I don't get when guys say they have a girlfriend and think we should be impressed. I mean you say you have a girlfriend, then you text the 3/10 telling her that you are running late while you are really jerking off to the girls you wish you could date in the parking lot of your 15 hour job or in the back room of your high school video games club Lol it's freaking sad, if you say you have a girlfriend post a pic to prove that you are not banging the kind of girl that would stimulate our gag reflexes.
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5 Replies>implying I'll let any of you sick fúcks see my grillfriend
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47 Replies-17 -haven't had a girlfriend -haven't had a kiss -haven't been in a date -been called "meh" or 5 or 6 outta 10 -shot down multiple times -total chicken when it comes to asking a girl out let alone approaching one -self esteem is shit right now -just got shot down a few days ago -would be awesome if I had a gf whos a gamer -don't know how to talk to girls i like or start conversation -...I don't even know why I try anymore -life is currently flooded by shit creek :(
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5 RepliesI'm almost 20 and never had a girlfriend. I have the capacity to get one I just can't because girls never have the same interests as me. Waiting for the right girl is easy, Wondering if the right girl even exists is the hard part.
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3 RepliesITT: People on the flood thinking that relationships when you are 14-16 are even real relationships Trust me, it's not at all, ever
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It seems fate has slipped me a most unsatisfactory hand in this regard.
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3 RepliesIsn’t she beautiful?
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19 RepliesI will never have a girlfriend unless I can find a perfect gamer girl for me. Otherwise I will die lonely.