THIS EMOTIONAL STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY READ
i was walking home...it was a cold rainy day (london, crap weather man) i didnt bring a umbrella so i was wet (not from the rain but from my sleep) (wet dream, get it? lol) i was about less than an hour away from my house, the floor started to get slippery so i started walking slowly and i was like a retard, i was embarresed because of the way people were staring at me then after about 30 mins of embaressment i finally got to my front door step, got into the house, got destiny updates on youtube ready so i can watch then as soon as i turned around to get the remote to turn off the tv, i slipped and now im in hospital :D TRUE STORY
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...is the nurse hot at least?
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yeah man, if your into fat people with moles then 100%!
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D: Do not want lol
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i have a phew spelling mistakes here and there but what the heck