They need to be in this game. Not just stubble, chinstraps and goatees. I'm talking BEARDS. Man beards. Like mine. [spoiler]Beards[/spoiler]
This really makes me sick....the grotesque lack of beards makes my stomach turn.....I mean really bungie half the people in your office (certainly all the coolest people) have beards....HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THEM!!!! You have failed your bearded brothers bungie....all you bungie employees with beards (epic or the not quite as badass stubble) should be immensely ashamed of yourselves and be forced to face the most severe punishment of all.....the razor...that's right your beards should all be shaven away!