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  • Glad to see this one alive.

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  • Don't make me do it....

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    • U dont need a thread to make people cringe ,your presence is already to much

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      • - sitting alone curling 100lb dumbbells and reading signed edition of ripptoe's starting strength - cute cardio bunny approaches me - start trembling with fear - "Hey! You're doing Ripptoe's? Is it any good?" - "I-I think you'll find Ripptoe's transcends the normative compound-isolation dichotomy, actually," I reply - she says she doesn't understand - I snort with laughter - protein shake spurts out of my nostrils, along with a single strand of spaghetti - panicking, I quickly pull my mossimo v-neck to my nose and blow - more spaghetti falls out - I try to catch it all in my fedora, but it quickly overflows - the girl is staring at me in horror - I stand up, knocking the bench over, and sprint towards the door - trip on a string of spaghetti that was dangling from my nose - as I crash to the floor a wet bubble of bolognese sauce escapes from my ass - I attempt to stand up but slip on a meatball that had rolled out of my trouser leg - everyone is laughing hysterically - I try to apologize but my mouth is full of spaghetti - start vomiting uncontrollably - the spaghetti wraps itself around my neck - I can't breathe - I beg for help but no-one can hear me over their laughter - everything goes black

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        • Look up "skin tape" on YouTube Should be the first video if not its by Saint John

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        • You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn't dead, Shia surprise! There's a gun to your head. And death in his eyes. But you can do Ju Jitsu. (You can do it) Body slam superstar Shia Labeouf. Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf. Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf. You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf. But blood is draining fast from you stump leg. He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. Your chopping of his head now... You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf. His head toppled to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You are finally safe from Shia Labeouf.

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          • When you say you will say will, but I love you still

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            • Bump

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            • So come an' take your time an' dance with me.

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            • So put another dime in the jukebox, baby I love rock n' roll

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            • Yeah with me, singin' I love rock n' roll

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            • An we'll be movin' on An' singin' that same old song

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            • Said can I take you home where we can be alone

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            • I love rock n' roll So come an' take your time an' dance with me

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            • I love rock n' roll So put another dime in the jukebox, baby

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            • Next we were movin' on He was with me, yeah me, singin'

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            • An' next we were movin' on He was with me, yeah me

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            • Said can I take you home where we can be alone

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            • That don't matter, he said, 'Cause it's all the same

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            • Ow... I smiled an' got up and asked for his name

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            • I love rock n' roll So come an' take your time an' dance with me

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