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5/23/2014 9:23:20 PM
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How to be a Pussy Magnet

Step 1. [spoiler]Lift bro, why aren't you lifting this very second? Don't skip leg day either. Go out and put on some muscle weight.[/spoiler] Step 2. [spoiler]Play guitar, chicks love guitar. They see a guy skilled with the precision of his hands and fingers and go "Oh shit, If that guy can't use his dick, I bet you he can use the -blam!- out of his fingers!"[/spoiler] Step 3. [spoiler]Have dolla billz yall. They don't even have to be big bills. Just get a hundred dolla bill and break it into one hundred, 1 dolla billz. Making it rain is making it rain.[/spoiler] Step 4. [spoiler]Have a smooth ride. Doesn't have to be a new model of car. You can get an older muscle car off of craigslist for a pretty decent price. Fix that bitch up, the louder the engine, the louder her engine.[/spoiler] Step 5. [spoiler]Smell fancy as -blam!-. Go get yourself some of that fancy cologne shit, bitches love fancy cologne shit.[/spoiler] Step 6. [spoiler]Throw all your video games out and go do something physical. The only time it's appropriate to have video games is if your chick is a gamer.[/spoiler] Step 7. [spoiler]Disregard all of this and just be yourself. If you do all this just to get girls and not to make yourself happy it's not worth it. Plus the kind of girls who are looking for this stuff specifically are not the kind of girls you want in your lives.[/spoiler] Now, I don't want to see any more of those filthy girl advice threads from you plebs.
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  • Step 1: Bungie.net Step 2: Profit
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    • The first 6 are much more likely to get you laid. Step 7 is for when you're looking to marry a bitch
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      • I prefer my men chubby. More to love (;
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      • Edited by falconpaanch: 10/29/2014 5:46:32 PM
        I am a female and I approve of this message [quote]Disregard all of this and just be yourself. If you do all this just to get girls and not to make yourself happy it's not worth it. Plus the kind of girls who are looking for this stuff specifically are not the kind of girls you want in your lives[/quote]
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      • You're high if you think women care [i] that[/i] much about fit men.
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      • Edited by Gn0m3St0mp3r: 10/29/2014 5:44:28 PM
        I think Xbox.com has some tips too.
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      • Do this, works every time.
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      • Stackable Abilities for weapons and armour info _____________________________________ https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/73983410/0/0
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      • Edited by Elegiac: 6/17/2014 11:11:37 AM

        Started a new topic: How to be an Alpha.(33 Replies))

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        Jay
        Jay

        MIA - old

        Step 1: rub catnip all over your body
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      • I play guitar, I lift (not as hard as alucard tho), I smell fancy and shit. I just need my N so I can actually drive my truck, that cashflow and to stop playing video games. 3.5/6, over halfway to tearin' up pussy.
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      • Step 8. [spoiler]Disregard step 7, we all know bitches wan't a jacked dude with a sweet ride who can play guitar and is full of them dolla bills.[/spoiler]
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      • Ha true man though step 1-6 in moderation wouldn't be a bad thing.
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        You don't need all that. Just tell them you know DTL.
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      • brush yourself with Sardine oil.
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      • Step 7 is bullshit.
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        • How to be a pussy magnet: wear this
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          • Do all this except throw away your games. Fu ck bitches, play video games :) All day
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          • Step 7 is best step
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              Things are getting Frosty - old

              I'm going to ignore 7 and just do 5! :D
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            • Picture solves everyone's problems.
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            • I live in Vegas so not my problem if you take my meaning
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              • I thought all you had to do was open a can of tuna?
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              • Or, be the Batman. I think my method is better.
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              • :)
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              • Step 6, you must be tripping balls dude.
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