I'm talking about legitimately dumb people, not those with chromosome abnormalities.
>friend who doesn't of afraid of anything
>Is 16
>Skater and BMX kind of guy
>has a pretty little face
>with all of his buddies at some public swimming pool
>dives into a no diving zone face first
>turned out to be 'kiddie pool'
>his face shatters
>ohshit.jpeg
>Some how doesn't get any bone in his brain, makes a full recovery
>lol funny as -blam!-
>mfw
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1 ReplyEdited by Ad Hoc: 5/15/2014 7:38:19 AMHere's the short story even shorter version: - Me and a bunch of friends drinking at my friend's camp - Play charades - Friend Evan gets "Star Spangled Banner" - Starts waving a flag around, while drunk off his ass - Smashes flag pole into gas lamp - Hot glass goes flying -blam!-ing everywhere - But somehow most of it hit my friend (who was sleeping on the couch) right in the neck - He wakes up screaming "Am I on fire!!!!" - Had burns on his neck for a month -blam!-ing Evan.