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Edited by Death: 5/15/2014 8:19:01 PM
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Stories of dumb people you know IRL.

I'm talking about legitimately dumb people, not those with chromosome abnormalities. >friend who doesn't of afraid of anything >Is 16 >Skater and BMX kind of guy >has a pretty little face >with all of his buddies at some public swimming pool >dives into a no diving zone face first >turned out to be 'kiddie pool' >his face shatters >ohshit.jpeg >Some how doesn't get any bone in his brain, makes a full recovery >lol funny as -blam!- >mfw

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  • Edited by Ad Hoc: 5/15/2014 7:38:19 AM
    Here's the short story even shorter version: - Me and a bunch of friends drinking at my friend's camp - Play charades - Friend Evan gets "Star Spangled Banner" - Starts waving a flag around, while drunk off his ass - Smashes flag pole into gas lamp - Hot glass goes flying -blam!-ing everywhere - But somehow most of it hit my friend (who was sleeping on the couch) right in the neck - He wakes up screaming "Am I on fire!!!!" - Had burns on his neck for a month -blam!-ing Evan.

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