I'm talking about legitimately dumb people, not those with chromosome abnormalities.
>friend who doesn't of afraid of anything
>Is 16
>Skater and BMX kind of guy
>has a pretty little face
>with all of his buddies at some public swimming pool
>dives into a no diving zone face first
>turned out to be 'kiddie pool'
>his face shatters
>ohshit.jpeg
>Some how doesn't get any bone in his brain, makes a full recovery
>lol funny as -blam!-
>mfw
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2 Replies>guy brings pocket knife to college >brags about how he's better than everyone and begins opening and closing the knife >goes up to me and makes a racist remark about me being asian and begins calling me a retard >isn't paying attention to his knife and he ends up getting a huge cut on his hand >screams in pain >everyone around laughs at him while he runs out of the room and to the nurse >campus police comes and questions everyone about what happened >sees the bloody knife and everyone snitches on guy And that's how you get academically dismissed in style.