I'm talking about legitimately dumb people, not those with chromosome abnormalities.
>friend who doesn't of afraid of anything
>Is 16
>Skater and BMX kind of guy
>has a pretty little face
>with all of his buddies at some public swimming pool
>dives into a no diving zone face first
>turned out to be 'kiddie pool'
>his face shatters
>ohshit.jpeg
>Some how doesn't get any bone in his brain, makes a full recovery
>lol funny as -blam!-
>mfw
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When I was 10 I couldn't get one of those plastic electrical outlet covers off the outlet. So, being the genius I was, I ran and grabbed a metal knife to pry the thing off. I'm surprised I didn't electrocute myself there and then.