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Edited by Death: 5/15/2014 8:19:01 PM
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Stories of dumb people you know IRL.

I'm talking about legitimately dumb people, not those with chromosome abnormalities. >friend who doesn't of afraid of anything >Is 16 >Skater and BMX kind of guy >has a pretty little face >with all of his buddies at some public swimming pool >dives into a no diving zone face first >turned out to be 'kiddie pool' >his face shatters >ohshit.jpeg >Some how doesn't get any bone in his brain, makes a full recovery >lol funny as -blam!- >mfw

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  • Edited by Coin: 5/16/2014 9:37:15 AM
    The first thing that comes in mind is what my friend told me about this girl the other day: >my friend in class >"did you know that hitler was actually Jewish" >loljokes >not a joke >wtf.jpeg >let it go because stupid people >"and he was born in Australia not Germany" >ok no >completely wrong continent > "do you have down syndrome?" > "what" > "HE WAS BORN IN AUSTRIA YOU -blam!-, AND HE WAS MOST DEFINITELY NOT JEWISH > CHRIST" > "whatever" > "GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL YOU UNEDUCATED SHIT" > "shut up" > "-blam!- YOU" > starts feeling rage build up > prays to Shrek > Shrek comes through door > takes girl > next period see girl > dead > Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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