>guy brings pocket knife to college
>brags about how he's better than everyone and begins opening and closing the knife
>goes up to me and makes a racist remark about me being asian and begins calling me a retard
>isn't paying attention to his knife and he ends up getting a huge cut on his hand
>screams in pain
>everyone around laughs at him while he runs out of the room and to the nurse
>campus police comes and questions everyone about what happened
>sees the bloody knife and everyone snitches on guy
And that's how you get academically dismissed in style.
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His knife skills are truly impressive. They probably dismissed him as there was obviously nothing left to teach him.
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He's a Sophomore that, like everyone else, screwed around their Freshman year and their Sophomore year is their actual starting year.