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Stories of dumb people you know IRL.

I'm talking about legitimately dumb people, not those with chromosome abnormalities. >friend who doesn't of afraid of anything >Is 16 >Skater and BMX kind of guy >has a pretty little face >with all of his buddies at some public swimming pool >dives into a no diving zone face first >turned out to be 'kiddie pool' >his face shatters >ohshit.jpeg >Some how doesn't get any bone in his brain, makes a full recovery >lol funny as -blam!- >mfw

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  • > Be in 4th Grade > Doing 4th Grade stuff, coloring and shit > In class with retards, because the sschool was too cheap to seperate classes > Retards doing homework in corner, with teacher giving them the answers > Strong retard being picked on by -blam!- retard > -blam!- retard pushes Strong retard out of his chair > Ohshit.jpeg > Strong retard picks up chair and throws it at -blam!- retard. > -blam!- retard ducks and chair smashes large window > Other retards see this as an oppurtunity to escape > Prison break > Last retard cuts leg on glass during the great escape > Blood everywhere > Teacher runs after retards > No class, free recess > See teacher come back 2 hours later with cops carrying the retards That school now has seperated classrooms.

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