Here's the short story even shorter version:
- Me and a bunch of friends drinking at my friend's camp
- Play charades
- Friend Evan gets "Star Spangled Banner"
- Starts waving a flag around, while drunk off his ass
- Smashes flag pole into gas lamp
- Hot glass goes flying -blam!-ing everywhere
- But somehow most of it hit my friend (who was sleeping on the couch) right in the neck
- He wakes up screaming "Am I on fire!!!!"
- Had burns on his neck for a month
-blam!-ing Evan.
English
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AM I ON FIRE???????? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Total movie moment HAHA!!!!!