I'm talking about legitimately dumb people, not those with chromosome abnormalities.
>friend who doesn't of afraid of anything
>Is 16
>Skater and BMX kind of guy
>has a pretty little face
>with all of his buddies at some public swimming pool
>dives into a no diving zone face first
>turned out to be 'kiddie pool'
>his face shatters
>ohshit.jpeg
>Some how doesn't get any bone in his brain, makes a full recovery
>lol funny as -blam!-
>mfw
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This didn't happen to me, but this blonde chick went up to one of my friends one time and said "wait, stars are really big? I thought they were basketball sized."
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1 Reply"How is there BC when Jesus made everything"
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This one guy I know thinks that autism means you are skilled at drawing. He tried showing off his "autistic" skills to everyone.
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3 RepliesIn junior high, I went to an academic charter school. It was the only one in the area, but we didn't have many kids. You'd think they'd be smart, but a lot really lacked common sense. My dad would take me to and from school because we didn't have a bus program. He wore sunglasses all the time because he was taking a medication that made him extremely sensitive to light. He would even wear them indoors. Well, a few kids approached me before school after a few months on watching my dad drop me off and pick me up. They asked me how my dad managed to drive if he was blind. I decided to play along. Them: "How does your dad know where to go?" Me: "Oh, each road has it's own bump pattern. He reads it like braille basically. The bumps tell him what road he's on." Them: "But how does he not crash into people?" Me: "He has to listen carefully. He usually doesn't drive without a 'copilot' because of how many close calls he's had. Sometimes you need to remind him of when to brake." They took me quite seriously. Later on in class we brought up blind people. They told the teacher that it was possible for blind people to drive by following the bumps in the road. He looked at them like they had a few extra chromosomes. They swore by it and asked me to help back it up. I called them all idiots and that's how I became known as a the biggest liar at school.
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5 RepliesIcy wind He thinks liberalism works.
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Today I was using a box cutter to cut plastic wrap off of a pack of Dr. Pepper, and I accidentally cut too deep and poked a hole in the side of one of the bottles. It explosively ejaculated right into my -blam!-ing eyeball and washed out my contact. I laughed so hard once I got over the pain.
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1 ReplyEdited by Ad Hoc: 5/15/2014 7:38:19 AMHere's the short story even shorter version: - Me and a bunch of friends drinking at my friend's camp - Play charades - Friend Evan gets "Star Spangled Banner" - Starts waving a flag around, while drunk off his ass - Smashes flag pole into gas lamp - Hot glass goes flying -blam!-ing everywhere - But somehow most of it hit my friend (who was sleeping on the couch) right in the neck - He wakes up screaming "Am I on fire!!!!" - Had burns on his neck for a month -blam!-ing Evan.
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10 Replies> Be in 4th Grade > Doing 4th Grade stuff, coloring and shit > In class with retards, because the sschool was too cheap to seperate classes > Retards doing homework in corner, with teacher giving them the answers > Strong retard being picked on by -blam!- retard > -blam!- retard pushes Strong retard out of his chair > Ohshit.jpeg > Strong retard picks up chair and throws it at -blam!- retard. > -blam!- retard ducks and chair smashes large window > Other retards see this as an oppurtunity to escape > Prison break > Last retard cuts leg on glass during the great escape > Blood everywhere > Teacher runs after retards > No class, free recess > See teacher come back 2 hours later with cops carrying the retards That school now has seperated classrooms.
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When I was 10 I couldn't get one of those plastic electrical outlet covers off the outlet. So, being the genius I was, I ran and grabbed a metal knife to pry the thing off. I'm surprised I didn't electrocute myself there and then.
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>15 >first time I moved to North from South >have to do stupid introduction thing in class >tell everybody I'm from Virginia >dumb blonde says "Wow it must be cool moving to a different country, especially when moving from one with slaves to one w/out them" >I luled, thinking it was a joke >she looks with a serious face >sat back down and avoided that dumb skank for rest of time there
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1 ReplyI knew a guy that didn't know New York City was in New York. He also thought AIDS was a government agency, of which his mother was a part of, because she has AIDS.
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Don't really have any stories, but I've heard dumb words like fraud, foh, gassin, play too much, dumb mad smart, etc.
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Some people in this thread have changed their stories a bit to call the characters in thier story dumb. But from the narrators point of view, you can't see who the true dumb one is. Even though this is a fact that not all notice, people still believe their stories.
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6 RepliesPeople actually thinking I'm serious when I say I'm not Altthild and vice versa. Come on guys.
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>be me 12 years young >teacher asks student what the largest island is >kid says Africa >class lols
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I know somebody who thought Italy was a place in France. I think that counts as stupid.
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3 RepliesMy friend Matt watches fox news.
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Girl in my class says to science teacher: "Einstein was the guy who invented the light bulb,right? me:*facepalm*
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Ariana, bless her heart, is just... Well she's a fúcking idiot. Asked how you give negative checks. Also yelled, I shit you not, we should steal the lands Mexico stole from us (I.e. Northern Mexico to Yucatan peninsula...)
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3 RepliesAlso I know a girl who said these various things [quote]Where do South Americans live[/quote] [quote]Chinese people aren't Asians [/quote] [quote]Iceland is too a continent[/quote] [quote]Antarctica doesn't exist[/quote]
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2 Replies>guy brings pocket knife to college >brags about how he's better than everyone and begins opening and closing the knife >goes up to me and makes a racist remark about me being asian and begins calling me a retard >isn't paying attention to his knife and he ends up getting a huge cut on his hand >screams in pain >everyone around laughs at him while he runs out of the room and to the nurse >campus police comes and questions everyone about what happened >sees the bloody knife and everyone snitches on guy And that's how you get academically dismissed in style.
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2 RepliesEdited by Raptorkid24: 5/15/2014 8:05:54 PMSome annoying brat I knew spent £1500 on a bag of weed. It later turned out to be dried Spinach. He later bragged about how rich he was to be able to make a mistake like that and not be screwed over.
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3 RepliesI was told I was stupid once for informing a lady that Egypt is indeed in Africa.
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1 ReplyI know one guy who takes Fox News seriously.
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>Class is having easy last week before summer break >Playing Smash Bros. all the time >Setting up tournament so everyone can participate >Takes long time >Friends cell phone is ringing >Friend begins to go out of the classroom to answer >Friend sat next to the Wii cable >Walks through it >Wii shuts off, all tournament setup lost
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2 RepliesEdited by Coin: 5/16/2014 9:37:15 AMThe first thing that comes in mind is what my friend told me about this girl the other day: >my friend in class >"did you know that hitler was actually Jewish" >loljokes >not a joke >wtf.jpeg >let it go because stupid people >"and he was born in Australia not Germany" >ok no >completely wrong continent > "do you have down syndrome?" > "what" > "HE WAS BORN IN AUSTRIA YOU -blam!-, AND HE WAS MOST DEFINITELY NOT JEWISH > CHRIST" > "whatever" > "GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL YOU UNEDUCATED SHIT" > "shut up" > "-blam!- YOU" > starts feeling rage build up > prays to Shrek > Shrek comes through door > takes girl > next period see girl > dead > Shrek is love, Shrek is life