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5/13/2014 7:50:34 AM
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If you're attractive and successful
So basically we're all screwed. I've never even held a girl's hand and I'm 21 in two months.
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I might not be relevant but I'm not that beta. Well. I'm not almost 21. I still have time. ._.
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Naw man This post wasn't serious. But I believe in you!
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I'm going to turn alpha over the summer srsly But in actual seriousness my life is pointing up right now. There's not really anything holding me back besides myself tbh. I'm not ugly or fat (I'm no 10/10 either but far from ugly and def not fat) I am tall ((but not too tall) thats not that important imo but whatever) I'm smart (not as smart as most people perceive me but that might be a good thing) I'm funny (well, I think so at least, other people do also but not as much me ._.) I could probably get a girlfriend ( a live one at that!) this summer (have fun in upsidedown land) if I wasn't such an idiot. not sure why I'm saying this to you but you read that other story so why not.
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I'm *insert age here* and have not once been acknowledged by a single female (even my mother [this includes other species too]). #1upped
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You're kidding aren't you? You've got to.
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DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME
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I haven't even ruined anything before.
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Dude. You're not beta; You're omega.
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AND THAT'S A BAD THING HOW?!
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I haven't even walked before
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I haven't even been born.
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Edited by Demigod: 5/13/2014 3:10:42 PM[quote]I've never even held a girl's hand and I'm 21 in two months.[/quote] I'm not even that beta...
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I haven't even been born before
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Beta af but my condolences.
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I've never even been outside before
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Its okay daniel sian I will teach you real kung fu
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I haven't even learnt English yet
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No need for engrish daniel sian we need to teach you kung fu if you are ever to fight back your probrums and win da kung fu tournament!
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you're a legit qt though
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Girl? What's a girl? Is that a new Pokemon?
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I've never even seen Pokemon before
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I'm glad I'm not the only one in that scenario.
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I've never even seen a girl before
