>be me
>playing GTA Online
>steal a Lazer for the lulz.
>flying over the city! not even buzzing people just taking pictures.
>after about a half hour, some Newfag joins the lobby, steals a Lazer and, while I'm snapping a picture of mount chillead locks a missile on me.
>proceed to evade first salvo! but fail with second.
>eject and parachute, decide to leave him to crash
>Newfag comes back around and splatters me with the wing of the jet.
>ohhellno.jpeg
>Newfag! being the ballsy Newfag he is texts me in-game with "Bruh, I'm the king of jets"
>bitchplease.png
>proceed to call him out on his bullshit over the game chat.
>he's landed in the airport.
>grab my motorcycle, sticky bomb in hand drive to meet him.
>he's not as stupid as I thought, takes off and comes back, blowing up the NPC LEER jet taking off next to me.
>"lol, oh sultan of the Skies, Great king of jets. Please, tell me more about how shitty your aim is"
>jump the airport fence. Newfag thinks he's got some shit.
>pull out my RPG, this bitch is goin down.
>forget my target prediction sucks for the main part.
>Newfag couldn't even strafe me after 25+ tries! and barely avoided my Shittily aimed rockets.
>I keep reminding him that he blows balls at flying! especially considering that I could have strafed my ass in no more than three runs.
>Newfag still thinks he's big, switches to the rockets, thinking that hell have better luck.
>lolnope.jpeg
>I fire my last RPG, Newfag barely dodges it, even though it was a long distance shot.
>self proclaimed King of Jets flys off to pick on some kids who were going after a crate drop.
>kids were in an Attack Heli.
>I hear one kid, no older than 9 shout "SHIT JET!"
>can't help but think that he needs to watch his mouth.
>well whatever.
>9y/o has annihilated Newfag
>NotBad.jpeg.
>proceed to lmao at Newfag, reminding him that a squeaker killed him with a helicopter.
>Newfag texts me saying "Yeah, laugh it up ps called n mercs."
>okay.jpeg
>kill mercs! steal Mesa, sell it for $7k
Moral of the story?
Noobs can't jet.
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Nice! It's funny how he just got killed by a 9 year old after everything that happened.
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What's even better is that they did it in a helicopter. The things fly like bricks in GTA V. But the Newfag was in a friggen F-32 Fighter Jet.