>be me >playing GTA Online >steal a Lazer for the lulz. >flying over the city! not even buzzing people just taking pictures. >after about a half hour, some Newfag joins the lobby, steals a Lazer and, while I'm snapping a picture of mount chillead locks a missile on me. >proceed to evade first salvo! but fail with second. >eject and parachute, decide to leave him to crash >Newfag comes back around and splatters me with the wing of the jet. >ohhellno.jpeg >Newfag! being the ballsy Newfag he is texts me in-game with "Bruh, I'm the king of jets" >bitchplease.png >proceed to call him out on his bullshit over the game chat. >he's landed in the airport. >grab my motorcycle, sticky bomb in hand drive to meet him. >he's not as stupid as I thought, takes off and comes back, blowing up the NPC LEER jet taking off next to me. >"lol, oh sultan of the Skies, Great king of jets. Please, tell me more about how shitty your aim is" >jump the airport fence. Newfag thinks he's got some shit. >pull out my RPG, this bitch is goin down. >forget my target prediction sucks for the main part. >Newfag couldn't even strafe me after 25+ tries! and barely avoided my Shittily aimed rockets. >I keep reminding him that he blows balls at flying! especially considering that I could have strafed my ass in no more than three runs. >Newfag still thinks he's big, switches to the rockets, thinking that hell have better luck. >lolnope.jpeg >I fire my last RPG, Newfag barely dodges it, even though it was a long distance shot. >self proclaimed King of Jets flys off to pick on some kids who were going after a crate drop. >kids were in an Attack Heli. >I hear one kid, no older than 9 shout "SHIT JET!" >can't help but think that he needs to watch his mouth. >well whatever. >9y/o has annihilated Newfag >NotBad.jpeg. >proceed to lmao at Newfag, reminding him that a squeaker killed him with a helicopter. >Newfag texts me saying "Yeah, laugh it up ps called n mercs." >okay.jpeg >kill mercs! steal Mesa, sell it for $7k Moral of the story? Noobs can't jet.