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5/2/2014 3:02:54 AM
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Wiping: Do you stand or sit?

I stand up and wipe

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I wipe while seated (and I'm gross)

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Alright, Flood, this is a question for the ages. Everybody's gotta go number two, and you either do one or the other (unless you get really creative, which by all means, I won't stop you). After you release your bowels, do you stay seated on the toilet and wipe, or do you stand up first? I don't know why this question popped into my head while I'm trying to get some sleep, maybe I really like feces >.>

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  • When you stand up, your buttcheeks come together, and smear your poop all over your buttcheeks the same way you squeeze two crackers between peanut butter. Thus, resulting in wiping a much larger surface area.

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