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Which hell would you prefer was real?
The 9 circles of torment or the relatively boring biblical one.
In Dante's hell, Satan rules over everything and spends his time torturing the wicked/raising evil armies for evil things.
In the biblical hell... it's apparently very boring. And firey. Reeeaaally creative.
In which pit would you rather suffer eternally?
If you are an atheist you are going to hell anyway so you don't get to vote.
[spoiler]I didn't want to put a spoiler in, but apparently people take things way too seriously on the internet and I don't have the patience for dealing with rustled jimmies tonight. If you take this seriously, I [u]will[/u] laugh at you.[/spoiler]
Seecret friday update
[spoiler] This thread is for me to vent, rather than rage I'm getting all out through brain rotting retardation. Sweet sweet retardation. Please feel free to take this seriously or take offence at stuff. I will report you.[/spoiler]
Khorne kicked the devil out because he has more swag.
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I never finished the Divine Comedy, but I did like his version of hell.