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Which hell would you prefer was real?
The 9 circles of torment or the relatively boring biblical one.
In Dante's hell, Satan rules over everything and spends his time torturing the wicked/raising evil armies for evil things.
In the biblical hell... it's apparently very boring. And firey. Reeeaaally creative.
In which pit would you rather suffer eternally?
If you are an atheist you are going to hell anyway so you don't get to vote.
[spoiler]I didn't want to put a spoiler in, but apparently people take things way too seriously on the internet and I don't have the patience for dealing with rustled jimmies tonight. If you take this seriously, I [u]will[/u] laugh at you.[/spoiler]
Seecret friday update
[spoiler] This thread is for me to vent, rather than rage I'm getting all out through brain rotting retardation. Sweet sweet retardation. Please feel free to take this seriously or take offence at stuff. I will report you.[/spoiler]
Khorne kicked the devil out because he has more swag.
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1 ReplyI loved the Khorne comment at the end.
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Hell? What an interesting concept.
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2 Replies[b]HELL'S KITCHEN.[/b]
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12 RepliesReal problem for me is that I don't want to live for eternity, whether it is heaven or hell...
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Edited by Legend To None: 4/23/2014 1:56:05 AMYou know what, I am going to take this seriously in a hypothetical way. This stuff seems like it would determine my fate, so I don't know if I should even be typing this :| I don't know,living in a pool of lava for ever is also very agonizing. Same goes with being tortured...Dante's hell looked cool with the beasts but. Pretty sure in not going to like the beasts if I'm being tortured... I'm not even going to give a reply on this. Too controversial. Nice topic though
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Edited by The Machine: 4/23/2014 1:42:19 AM[b][i]The choice appears to be suffering at the hand of Satan or suffering alongside Satan. Not being alive and having no mortal soul, I am indifferent. [/i][/b]
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Dante's seems like a good representation of what Hell is, but Hell is an existence without God and the only thing we can think of that comes close to that torment and pain is fire. So is Hell all fire, or is it an existence of being totally alone.
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2 RepliesWhy would you do this. :/
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Canon Hell was based off of Dante's Hell.
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2 RepliesI thought Lucifer was imprisoned at the lowest circle of Dante's hell?
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Khorne hell would be fun!
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2 Replieswhat version of dante's inferno: the video game or la divina commedia? because the vidya needed a sequel, but was totally different from the book.
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Neither as I know Shrek will take me in when it is my time
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I worship Apple.
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2 RepliesEdited by Psy: 4/22/2014 9:32:45 PMAlright, Since it turns out that satan is a lil bitch who sits in an icecube/frozen duckpond all day. I'm replacing him with the bigger, badder and better version of evil incarnate. [url=http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Khorne#.U1bfvFcvCXg]Khorne.[/url] Even though that picture makes him look more like Nurgle than Khorne... anyways.
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2 RepliesEdited by Higher Ground: 4/22/2014 9:17:49 PMI'd prefer being in the frozen lake than burning.
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6 RepliesThe Hell in that one episode of Twilight Zone where the bank robber dies and thinks he's in heaven.
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2 RepliesEdited by Kamots: 4/22/2014 9:45:52 PMI take this seriously and am offended. [spoiler]laugh at me now, dammit![/spoiler] [spoiler]at least now I can feel tell people somebody laughs at me *hrm* my jokes![/spoiler]
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4 RepliesAtheist so I'm not going to Hell. [spoiler]Because Hell doesn't exist in a literal sense.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'm glad I managed to tie it up at 8-8-8. Does that mean I win a free ticket to heaven?
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12 RepliesI'm going to go on a rant here. Dante's hell is literally retarded. What kind of sick and twisted God would create such a thing? Who would DAMN a -blam!-ing baby to eternal torture!? They are born pure. End of story. If they die without being baptized then they still died pure. There's a free ticket into heaven. I don't care, whatever, I just have a lot of problems with a few religions.
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6 RepliesShieeeeet I'm atheist anyway
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14 RepliesDo you have [i]any[/i] idea of how long I would hang around the Circle of Lust?
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I never finished the Divine Comedy, but I did like his version of hell.
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1 ReplySatan doesn't rule in either version.
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3 RepliesIf you call the Bible by Canon, obviously you don't follow the word of God or listened to what He said.