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Edited by Pureey: 4/15/2014 9:01:31 PM
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GF's Brothers Threatened My Life

So her brothers just now found out about me. They took her phone and sent me these two messages: [spoiler]Friend zoned this can't work with age difference maybe when I'm 18 don't let me fool you if I say other wise[/spoiler] [spoiler]This is her brothers you do anything to hurt her we will SKIN YOU ALIVE THEN KILL YOU!!!!!![/spoiler] Obviously, the first one was her brother pretending to be her. They quickly decided that they weren't fooling anyone and just jumped to the death threats. Discuss.
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  • How old are you and how old is your gf? It's entirely possible that they're right and you should stay away.
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  • Smh. Brothers.
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  • Haha dang. My exes relatives all liked me. I still hang out with them sometimes. My sisters boyfriend is a pretty alright guy. I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm the coolest person ever. [spoiler]my brother, friend, and I did scare off her old boyfriend but that's another story. He was one of those yolo swag guys. [/spoiler]
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  • Stand them side by side then slap them all at once with your wiener.
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      BLAKE, where's a bloody violin? - old

      A: stick it in his pooper to display yourself as the dominant male. B: just don't hurt her so they don't skin you alive :D
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    • Tell them to get a filer, they're edginess is cutting into you and your GF's life.
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    • Challenge him to a fight. Before that, commence a training montage with the Eye of the Tiger playing in the background.
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    • Text back saying it's too late, and you've already skinned and killed her. That aught to shut them up.
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    • Those bros must suck dick, don't worry OP. They're fags
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    • Simply respond with, "Not if I skin you first."
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    • Some may think I use this image too much, but I contest the advice it gives is applicable to nearly any situation.
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      • How old are you? how old is she?
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      • Edited by WaffleFairy937: 4/16/2014 12:53:30 AM
        Reply to text 2: You'll have to catch me first! Hopefully op's girl friend isn't 8 years old.
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      • Edited by DEZARATH: 4/15/2014 11:36:49 PM
        Hand your phone over to the police and file charges for threatening your life and then lawyer up and take their college savings. It will be a funny story at the Christmas dinner table later in life when visiting with the kids and she's your wife.
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      • Text her saying your thankful for last night and ask her if the rashes are still there
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      • Threaten to call the cops. Or better yet, do
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      • If any guy older than my underage sister was sniffing around her I'd spark the kunt out straight away. I'm not overly-protective, but that's the boundary I wouldn't let some -blam!-er cross.
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        • Why would you be scared? They probably don't even know how to skin humans.
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        • Aww, that's cute.
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        • Do what I did. Challenge them each one on one. Beat the hell out of them. Just make sure you do it in a way that everyone understands it's settling differences, not just senseless violence. I beat the shit out of Tara's brothers in one of those "get it all out here and now" fights. And ever since the three of us got along great.
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          • Did you challenge them to a game a super smash bros to really show who top dog is but joking aside all older brothers do that if the sister is young
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          • Just be pleasant to them, it's what brothers are meant to do <.< To see if you are actually worthy of dating their sister.
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          • First grade is crazy
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            • Just brothers doing as they should.
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              • Send them that Navy SEAL copypasta.
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                • Tell them: "Fite meh in rel lif! Btw, do u even lift, bruh?" It works errytim
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