So the majority of you have problems with the ladies, something I then realized in threads such as picture and clothing threads is that you guys lack any effort at making yourselves presentable. Humans do judge on appearance, maybe not all judge on attractiveness but hygiene and cleanliness are important.
Most of you have long greasy looking hair, which I can only assume smells because greasy hair does smell. A lot of you also wear dad jeans from Walmart(pic for reference, yes it's Zuckerberg but he has a net-worth of $500 million), I mean come on you're not middle aged wear some better fitting and better looking pants.
I would also like to mention your gaming attire, at home it's perfectly fine or if you're lucky enough to find a partner that enjoys gaming but the fact of the matter is most girls don't and even if they do wearing Halo or other gaming related clothing outside is cringe-worthy.
It makes you look like a child, no hot chick is going to -blam!- a child. Unless there into that shit, but that's rare.
Wear cologne, most of you are still teenagers which means you're hormonal and sweaty as -blam!-. Use deodorant and a spray or two of cologne.
And finally goddammit wear clean shoes, are you farmer working with cattle constantly stepping on shit? No, so why do your shoes like they came out of Nigeria.
Thank you, I wish you all the luck with your endeavors.
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2 RepliesI'd rather walk around naked covered in shit just to spite you.