If Jesus were drafted, to which role would he be assigned?
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Would he still wear the crown of thorns on the battlefield to look more bad as*?
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1 ReplyThis is what I imagine
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2 RepliesHe wouldn't join
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Edited by FOX SPORTS: 4/2/2014 5:50:19 PMJesus wouldn't be drafted he would sign up. And he would join the Marines not the Army (so he'd be a Marine not a Soldier). EDIT: And he'd be an 0311 Riflemen (AKA Grunt).
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Support duh.
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Knife specialist. Creep up and stab you. You die looking into his eyes.
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1 ReplySupport Resurrect everyone as they die. Game over.
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At the front of course!
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Cook. Infinite fish and bread.
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He'd use his master carpentry skills
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8 RepliesJesus wouldn't fight a war. He wasn't a violent man.
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The Official Shreker.
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1 ReplySniper. Hail Mary.
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1 ReplySupport. He'd bring people back to life to keep fighting.
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1 ReplyI imagine it would be more like Darth Vader.
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Janitor
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2 RepliesAnyone care to rewrite the lord's prayer, combat jesus style?
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1 Reply"Do unto others as you would do unto yourself." *bullet whizzes by* "Ok who fired that?" *grabs gun* "Karma's a bitch my friend! I can wake up in a few days, but you won't!"
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Lol I have no idea.
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1 ReplyHe'd be in a tank. Tanks beat everything.
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Deserter.
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*cough* *cough* medic maybe?
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4 RepliesEdited by goldenzeus: 4/2/2014 10:10:39 AMWhat would his catch phrase(s) be before facing an opponent? Sniper: What you do to the least of these, ... I shall do to you. Knife Specialist: Turn the other cheek, gringo. Pilot: <in quiet self reflection> They shall rise up like eagles. Frontline: Blessed are the peacemakers ... Tanker: Sodom and Gomorrah, bi***es!!!!! Engineer: <while planting mines, whispers to self> Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death ... Knife Specialist: <introductory wisecrack> I'm turning over a new leaf.
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He'd be a sniper. Each shot he moves up with his badasss powers. He moves close enough to the enemies, he just becomes a mad man with power on the battlefield.
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Medic
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Have you ever thought of medic?