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Edited by FoMan123: 4/1/2014 9:01:12 PM
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HFCS Announces "Fortune," the Game

[quote]April Fool's! I'm sure this will be a big shocker, but just to be clear: 1) "Fortune" is obviously not real and everything related to it is a joke. 2) HFCS and Bungie are not "archenemies" (clearly) and the Forum Ninjas have not demanded special treatment. 3) Bungie and the Forum Ninjas were in on every part of this joke and it was conducted only with the advance permission and supervision of the Bungie Web Team. Other prank threads should not be conducted without similar permission and supervision. So we hope you guys had fun, thanks for your patience and participation, and see you next year! :-)[/quote] It's been years in the making. It's innovative. It's a huge kick in the teeth to our archenemy, Bungie. Despite our valuable contributions around here, the Ninjas have grown sick and tired of Bungie's constant attempts to keep us down. First, they refused to give us "HFCS Armor" in Halo 3 (it would've been better and rarer than Recon, like we deserve). Then, they refused our demands for infinite armor lock in Reach. Finally, Bungie refused to give us invulnerability and special powers in Destiny, despite the fact that they took away all of our invulnerability and special powers on the forums. Bungie will pay for its grave transgressions. And as a result, HFCS is proud to announce FORTUNE™, the game! "They will become legend, and you will help."™ [quote]The stories tell of a renaissance age long ago, when humankind's civilization spanned across the system. It was a bright and hopeful time. But it didn't last. Something attacked us. Hurt us and tried to cause our extinction. Very few of us survived, and those that did owe their lives to the The Wanderer. Legends say The Wanderer gave up its own life so that we could live. The mysterious entity still hangs where it made its last stand, low above the Earth, keeping silent watch. Slowly we joined together to build a Metropolis beneath The Wanderer. And now we've begun to venture back into the wild, only to find that we're not alone. Strange and deadly creatures have occupied our old worlds. And they're pressing hard against The Metropolis, probing for a weakness, trying to stamp us out for good. Your story begins at this moment of great adventure and peril. You are a low-class citizen of The Metropolis; you are pretty much a slave to the mighty Ninjas, an elite group of warriors who are able to wield some of The Wanderer's incredible power and use it against you frequently. Your job is to do their bidding in their ongoing quest to save The Metropolis and increase their power and dominion over Earth and space. They will become legend, and you will help.[/quote] "[i]Fortune[/i] is a surefire winner of Game of the Year." ~Duardo "Addictive. Immersive. Exciting. [i]Fortune[/i] will explode onto your radar in a big way." ~Recon Number 54 "[i]Fortune[/i] is the most original game I've ever seen." ~Bobcast * [i]Choose from one of three exciting classes: Serf, Beggar, or Mine Worker![/i] * [i]Glorify and praise the Ninjas as they save the universe![/i] * [i]Why do all the hard work of those "other" shooters when the Ninjas will do it for you? Just play safely, working your field or mine or street corner, and let someone else risk their life![/i] For more information, we invite you to check out the [url=http://fortune-the-game.wikia.com/wiki/Fortune_The_Game_Wiki]Fortune Wiki[/url]. And please don't forget to [url=https://www.facebook.com/pages/Fortune-The-Game/441954162607675]"Like" us on Facebook![/url] We Ninjas look forward to becoming legend, and we'll be glad to have you tending to the homestead for us!
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  • Perfect. Also, necrobump
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  • In 10 years, when every game is a first-person laborer (FPL) [i]Fortune[/i] clone, I just want you all to remember [url=http://fortune-the-game.wikia.com/wiki/HFCS]who invented the genre.[/url]
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    • Edited by MastaSin: 4/1/2014 6:51:27 PM
      Oh my sides! xD What a rip - off of Portal!
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      • IT WILL BLOW YOU R Well played, very funny.
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      • Edited by TribleDuker: 4/16/2014 5:32:42 AM
        Early access to order our game...I can see this in a communist country but not here
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      • If only I could be so grossly incandescent.
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        • *throws money at screen*
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        • GAEM OF THA YEAR!!!
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        • Take all my money.
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        • Word on the street is that you can buy a super deluxe mega edition for $200 and you get a in game hat. Can anyone confirm this? Also any leaked pics would be great.
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          • I dunno why the lore says the ZB-61 is obsolete, this thing is a total lawnmower of doom.
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            Lord Revan
            Lord Revan

            Oh hai - old

            I can't wait to discuss all the ways in which we'll be forcing you into microtransactions in the given future! Can you say "paywall?"
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            • Finally, my life has meaning!
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            • Demand infinite armor lock in destiny to throw off the masses.
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            • You did the smiley face thing! The Destiny smiley face logo! <3
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              • I don't know you but I want that game so badly!! Just look at the gameplay, better than Destiny, Halo, COD and Titanfall! Seriously!! Give me links to pre-order now!!!!
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                • What class you gonna be?
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                  • I'm ready to do my bit...
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                    Commander Scurvy
                    Commander Scurvy

                    Make Mordor great again. - old

                    The -blam!- is this thing?
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                    • Looks like Doom.
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                    • Dammit, I should've known that leak about it being a cooperative royal advisor simulator was a fake.
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                    • So who brought us 3 DAY BAN?
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                      • Don't worry. We'll rebel, and I'll make sure we have a mob of angry peasants at your doorstep. Rise above the rest! Viva La Revolución! (Shoutout to the person(s) that made the weapon drawings!)
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                        • [quote]and the Forum Ninjas have not demanded special treatment.[/quote] April Fools, amirite?
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                          • AL RULEZ!!!!!!
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                          • Fortune > Destiny Fortune is telling the future, destiny is choosing it. You can mess up destiny, you can't mess up fortune.
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