>you will never hold Tinkerbell in the palm of your hand
>you will never hear her giggle as you clumsily try to kiss her
>you will never take her on a hot date
>you will never only have to pay for one meal because a single strand of the spaghetti your ordered is enough for her
>you will never be walked home by her
>you will never invite her inside for "coffee"
>you will never bring her into your bedroom
>you will never feel her wrap her arms around your one inch wonder to try to jerk you off
>you will never stifle a laugh as she tries to blow you but inevitably can't wrap her mouth around even the tip of your dick
>you will never feel absolute bliss and euphoria as she jams her entire body down your urethra, fulfilling your cock vore fantasies
>you will never reach climax and fire Tinker Bell out of your dick like a cannon in a jet of hot semen
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That pic of Tinkerbell sucks. I loled at the noodle one. I cringed at the dick vore one. I don't really know what else to say about that post.