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Edited by I IRONMAN I: 3/29/2014 6:45:00 PM
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PAX disaster vs Attack of the Alts

PAX Disasterverse

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Attack of the Altsverse

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All of PAX disaster (Explodingpiglets' Floodfiction) vs All of Attack of the Alts (Officer Nasty's Floodfiction) Which universe would win in an all out war on Earth? (Only the viewers may argue who'd win. I don't want the authors throwing shit at eachother and all.)

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  • Officer Nasty can't write for shit.

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    • I'd solo everyone.

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      • To fully analyze such a competition, I'd have to understand all the powers that John Cena and his army (attack of the alts) has, as well as the skills of the protagonists. But I'll give a small rundown of all the characters that appear in PAX disaster so far: Vien Quitonm - Sanghieli warrior, transferred from his universe into ours after the bane wiped their universe out. His memory was wiped out by an artifact he brought along with him when he was sucked into our world. He became gay and met Maluki and married. After the events at the pax expo, he eventually recovered his memory after meeting the high mind. He is no longer gay now, nor is he no longer an incompetent fighter. But, he is almost suicidal because he found out Maluki was actually his long lost son. Verbatim - No special skills whatsoever, complained about everything until he literally pulled that stick out of his ass. Camnator - Always optimistic and trying to cheer everybody up. The weed he always smokes allows him to see the life-force around everybody. It also gives him more energy and it clears his mind. Though it can make him a bit foolhardy and seemingly clueless to danger. Mr. Psychologist - A "friendly corrupted who helps the part fight other corrupted. The bane altered him so that he can immediately read people, analyze their psyche, and uses that either to help them, or to break them down. (He hasn't done the latter yet) Maluki - A super gay flamboyant dragon. He practically bleeds homosexuality and vomits rainbows. It has been suggested that Maluki is actually Vien's long lost son who had been corrupted by the bane. But Mr. Psychologist implies that Maluki is not corrupted, that he really is a dragon. So hi origin at this point is rather mysterious. Maluki is incredibly fast and very acrobatic, able to eviscerate opponents with a few graceful maneuvers. He also has the ability to inflict a 30 minute orgasm on any sentient being, thoroughly incapacitating them. Kiala "Jane" Vadam - Female elite who arrive on Earth from the same universe as Vien. She used a holosuit as a disguise and took on the persona of "Sigourney weaver" for many many years. She was Vien's wife in their universe, before the bane destroyed it. Jane can kick a lot of ass (as well as slap it too.) John Cena- A mysterious creature made up of only 2 sets of legs, the top set ends right above the crotch of the second set. Between the legs is a long trunk which has his mouth at the end. John Cena has tremendous strength, as well as the ability to spawn hundreds and hundreds of acid spewing appendages from the walls while they spin around. Camcamm - not much is known about her yet. Villains: JayTheNerdKid - not much is revealed about Jay's abilities yet, though she apparently does have tentacles, as well as the ability to give birth to green slimy babies that suck out your soul. Rose - An annoying little shit who has the ability to both mute an individual so that they can no longer speak, and block all their attacks with an impenetrable shield. Any time Rose is caught off guard and killed, more of her alts brutally spawn from her remains. Fighting her makes the situation worse, you will be killed by her alts while she tells you how pathetic you are. Shadows - (her abilities are not revealed yet) Hunter (corrupted) - a masterful hunter who cannot resist chasing something that runs away. Armed with a very sharp blade that constantly craves blood and a large chakram that has a razor sharp edge. Porch Lord (corrupted) - The ultimate lord of porches. While he has lost his mind, that makes him more dangerous. Porch Lord can turn everything around him into porches of different sizes. He doesn't have to be doing it consciously either. Anything within proximity is in danger from being turned into a porch. His first victim was spartan ken 15. He single handedly destroyed most of the upper half of the U.S. from Washington to New York. Grandmasterninja - ultimate ninja, he can disappear from sight at will and become completely silent. A cheesy potato - a sentient talking potato that was eaten by recon. Harlow- puppet of Jay. He's physically strong, but without any free will. A big cowpie - literally a 60 meter high pile of shit that sings opera and hurls feces. Can be killed with Charmin toilet paper. The last, but not the least..... The bane - A primal force that destroyed Vien and Jane's universe, and made it into our own. It is literally chaos incarnate. It does not have any apparent motive other than to spread. It may be a natural phenomenon, or it may be an entity. Nobody knows what it is. What is known is that the bane tears apart the fabric of reality where it spreads. The laws of the universe cease to exist within the grips of the bane. Gravity becomes chocolate, stars start dancing, and worlds start imploding. It is completely unpredictable and there is no definite way to fight it. It became alive for about 10 hours and almost destroyed the most powerful country in the world. So yeah, I would like to see how the alts universe could handle a galaxy devouring menace.

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        • Officer Nasty has teh power of teh banhammer and Silent Bob's muting abilities! (I really don't know or care too much lol) ;D

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          • Neither, I don't read them.

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          • I havent read either.

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            • I don't bother reading them I was reading Attack of the Alts but I lost interest in it. I don't even wanna read the other one.

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              • Everyone will be porched.

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              • Here is a better picture to fit into the topic. :)

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                • Edited by Explodingpiglets: 3/29/2014 5:40:39 PM
                  Another one of these? Well, the bane is close to destroying the most powerful country in the world in a matter of hours, and it previously destroyed a galaxy....so.......

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