Theh, ay finnisht moi thehty foive page essay on woy Amurifats ah dumb.
Nao tuh watch the london oi spin fuh three owas and big ben tick foah 'notha six bong.
English
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oi m8 1v1 irl swar on me mum ill dek ya
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Is it bad that I understood that fine?
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Nah, it's just phonetic.
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Londoners don't actually sound like that, you know.
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Yes, I am quite aware.
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After reading it aloud it sounds more 'straya than anything.