About 5 times a day, my eyes will rapidly move around, my hands will raise and I will feel really weird. This doesn't hurt, but it feels weird.
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Rub some alcohol on your dick, that should help
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I have this thing where my dick will sometimes burrow into my body and come out the side of my neck for a few seconds.
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I think we need to break out the salt and holy water for this one.
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You have Botulism.
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You're a mummy duh...
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Have you ever seen the Conjuring....