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Edited by I IRONMAN I: 3/17/2014 3:01:34 AM
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Forever Erect or Forever Flaccid or Forever Girl?

Which would you rather be afflicted with? For the girl option: You will be stuck with an eternal period. Forever. Even in death.
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  • Edited by carpet brain: 3/17/2014 3:33:33 AM
    [u]Forever erection:[/u] +can has Secks +can use as a blunt weapon -can't pee without exerting more effort -constantly covering crotch to hide said erection [u]Forever flaccid:[/u] +don't have to worry about awkward/visible erection +can pee -can't has Secks -can't use the excuse, "it's a grower, not a shower!" (Doesn't grow, bucko) This is a [i]hard[/i] decision.
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    • Forever erect.
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    • It should be noted that after having an erection for a long period of time your balls start to hurt. Bad. I know this from experience.
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    • I'll be a female.
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      • Oh no it appears my prior option changed the OP. XD I'd have to go with forever flaccid. Sex isn't too important. Certainly not as important as being able to piss lol
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      • I don't care if anyone notices. Forever erect. Besides, I seem to have mastered peeing with an erection.
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        • Secret 3rd option: be female. [spoiler]Flaccid.[/spoiler]
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          • Edited by afanofIceJJFish: 3/17/2014 2:51:08 AM
            Forever faccid because peeing is more important than sex
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          • Forever erect. I am the master of hiding massive erections!
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