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3/15/2014 2:10:48 AM
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i had a dumb moment

i couldn't find any underwear before i showered, so i just free balled until i could find a pair. i eventually found a pair.........when i went in the bathroom to put on the tighty whiteys, for some odd reason, i took my shirt off, not my pants lol. ever had any of these moments?
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  • I was gonna put my clothes in the hamper but put them in a garbage can
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    One time I was talking to someone on the phone and wanted to text someone at the same time, so I spent 10 minutes walking around the house while talkin to my friend before I went "where the hell is my damn phone?!" He still hasn't let that one go...
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  • I almost pissed in a garbage can
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  • One time it was dark so I needed a flashlight, so I used a flashlight... to look for a flashlight to use.
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  • Edited by Ossku: 3/15/2014 2:13:38 AM
    Looking for an object. Object is actually in your hand. Oh how many times ossku...
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    • I had to take out the garbage from our kitchen, and when I was doing that my mom told me to wash my clothes. So I ended up throwing (yes throwing) the garbage bag on my bed, grabbed my clothes and walking back downstairs reminded me to throw the garbage out. So i throw away my clothes bag, and for about 2 hours had a garbage bag sitting in my bed.
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    • Edited by Jay: 3/15/2014 3:17:48 AM
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      It was cold the other morning so I whipped my blankets off of my bed and into the air. As they flew gracefully through the air, they raveled around my light fixture on my ceiling without me noticing (I had just woke up, ok!?). So as I was walking out of my room, I managed to pull the whole thing down. #genius
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    • Edited by seminude sheep: 3/15/2014 5:53:08 AM
      Sum times when I'm switching cords around for power tools I end up trying to plug to male ends together and I go "oops power tools arnt gay there manly" so I quickly grab a female end and jam that male end in.
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      • Yep. I was letting my buddy AJ use my computer and I was trying to log out of facebook so he could hop on. I logged out, logged back in, opened bungie, and handed him my computer.
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      • Going to the bathroom with used dishes instead of into the kitchen.
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      • I sneezed in class today and screamed "SORRY I FARTED! A MANS GOTTA DO WHAT A MANS GOTTA DO!"
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      • Edited by Oneironaut: 3/15/2014 6:01:33 AM
        I have moments that make me say to myself; "Brain, wat r u doin'? Sthap." The derp moments that annoy me the most are when I'm eating ice cream and I blow on it when it's in the spoon, thinking it's hot...
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      • My milk carton and vegetable broth kinda look the same.[spoiler]guess what one went in my hot chocolate[/spoiler]
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          A month ago when I was shaving, I felt a sneeze coming on. So I threw my hand up to cover it, cutting my upper lip in the process. And then when I sneezed, I moved and cut myself a second time. So for a week I had these amazing cuts on my face that were kinda hard to explain.
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        • I'll usually be carrying something that goes in the garbage and one thing that doesn't.[spoiler]guess what one goes in the garbage :/[/spoiler]
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          • I tried to wash my face with toothpaste once. To be fair I was half-asleep and pretty delirious but still...
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            • Every time you post is a dumb moment
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            • The last dumb moment I had was when I was going to have some cereal, but instead of grabbing a bowl I grabbed a cup.
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              • I can remember embarrassing things that happened over ten years ago and I can remember numerous mathematical equations and a few hundred Spanish words and rules, yet my memory regularly fails me when I need to remember to complete tasks -_-
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              • My last dumb moment was when I was excited and kinda jumped into my room and hit my head on the top of the doorway Reaaaaally hurt >:(
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                • When I'm looking for something,then I find it in my hand. And when I'm looking for something for hours and I find it in the most obvious place. When I want to eat cereal and I pour the cereal in a cup.
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