There was an old man of Madras, whose balls were made of fine brass. So in stormy weather, they both clanged together, and sparks flew out of his arse.
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Funny story actually, I've been to Limerick and the stories are true! Literally everyone owns a machete.
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Which stories?
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the stories that everyone stabs each other with machetes and throws snails at houses of teachers that abused you as children .-.
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ah... [i]those[/i] stories that I knew nothing about