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[quote]The geysers of yellowstone national park turned into homosexual corn cobs that spewed out of the ground. The stones of mount Rushmore sprouted legs and began to run away, brutally running over everybody and everything that tried to get away. People exploded and imploded, then exploded again. And porches....porches rained out of the sky like meteors, exploding and sending splintery shrapnel flying everywhere when they hit the earth.[/quote] [quote]I STILL WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN HE WAS OUR SON!!!" Vien roared. "KIALA!! HE LOVED ALL THE THINGS I LOVED, HE WAS AN ALIEN LIKE I PLUS HE INHERITED YOUR....POSTERIOR SO I WAS IMMEDIATELY ATTRACTED TO HIM! OUR SON....I MARRIED OUR SON!!!! MALUKI IS VALUKEN!!!!" [/quote] God, these stories keep getting better and better.
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