Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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4 RepliesEdited by Scarlet Rot: 3/3/2014 12:40:46 AMINSTANT LOBOTOMY; Shotgun that causes the enemy to go insane in any of the projectiles hit the enemy in the eye. SCORCHED EARTH; SMG that does no physical damage but catches the enemy on fire and the damage/time stacks based on the number of bullets that make contact. SCYTHE; Assault Rifle that causes an additional 150% melee damage. JAVELIN; Sniper that impales enemies onto walls. POTATO; LMG that shoots irregularly sized brown potatoes in a shallow arc, small area of effect damage. Headshots cause the enemy to be blinded by mashed potatoes.