Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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3 Replies[b]Dyslexia Cannon[/b]: This shoulder-mounted PvP-centric heavy weapon causes the UI and on-screen displays of all targets within its AoE to become completely unreadable. [b]Instant Disco[/b]: This grenade's blast causes all targets within range to immediately perform a random yet embarrassing dance for 5 seconds or until they are killed, whichever comes first. [b]Inner Ear Infection[/b]: This grenade induces extreme dizziness, the effects of which are manifested in-game by reversing the player's controller layout.