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Edited by Raw Sugar: 2/5/2014 4:13:55 PM
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When guys poop, how do they keep their junk clean?

This questions is directed at guys. If youre a girl, I guess you can answer it but whatever. So my questions is... When guys poop, does their junk get in the way? I find it embarrassing that I'm curious about this but really I'm intreigued and disgusted over it. But yeah anyway how do you make sure you dont make a mess of yourself? Do you have to like squat on the toilet or hold it up with your free hand?

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  • It's a real pain. One second you'll be enjoying your dump and the next second you penis somehow gets plugged into your butthole and you get poop all over your penis. And then you try to wipe it off but you rubbing yourself so you accidentally jizz so now you have poop and jizz all over your penis. So you jump into the shower to wash it all off but then you slip in the excess jizz and poop and break you penis in half.

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