A thread about pasta.
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We all need gfs.
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4 Replies[i]You know what this map needs? It needs more sand....[/i]
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1 ReplyThis thread scares me. [spoiler]Call it Creepy Pasta.[/spoiler]
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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. ”How old is this rock, pinhead?” The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian” ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now” The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them! The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
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1 ReplyI hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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15 RepliesDoes lasagna count?
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4 RepliesSooooooo Corn then....
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This is the thread this forum needs, but not the thread it deserves.
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i love pasta hundreds upon hundreds of carb rich calories delicious with meat, or cheese, or sauce, or chicken, or shrimp cheap as fuuhhh easy to make delicious
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This is Italy's favorite thread. [spoiler]inb4nobodygetsthereference[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWhat this forum needs is less activity by: * Elgaic * powerlifter * BADMAGIK and more activity by: * deadlyfluffball * Creeper * RandomRagingBear * A Painful Crap * idiotsbuyCOD * Vien Quitonmee * captain cold kid * Oh GodLike One * Uncle OG Ruckus * Halo Before Hoes * FOMAN LICKS DICK * Frasier Crane * EpicWaffles * petiminou * Xeno Prodigy
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3 RepliesWhat the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me you little bitch...
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A had spaghetti for dinner. Yum.
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Pasta smarsta.
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America? Oh...fine...bring more Italy then
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3 RepliesSugar and Spice...
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I expected you to say "more cowbell". I am not disappointed.
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Vinny Fettechinie
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Black Jack and Hookers?
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*patsa