Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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The Mad Hatter: smg shoots paintballs or rotten eggs, effect: blinds target. Shenanigans: Pistol that doest shoot but has increased melee dmg. Socialite: shotgun that makes anyone hit by it dance. The Lucy: Sniper awards knockdown for shots to the foot/knee. Whoopee Cushion: close range rocket launcher that shoots large heavy bursts of air that produces a fart sound when fired rounds do no dmg nut nock target down. Spoiler Alert/Party Crasher: sniper does minimal dmg but highlights/marks target to whole team. [spoiler]I have more but will share later.[/spoiler]