The cold winter winds had began to take their toll on DeeJ, Urk, and their troops as they awaited the return of the scouts and the uneasy feeling amoung them grew. "They should be back by now.." True Underdog mumbled. A murrmur of agreement was heard through the huddle of troops and then DeeJ, after many silent hours, spoke. "It's a long trip, but you're right TU. It shouldn't have taken this long. CamCamm, I need you to gather a small squad to go search for them while the rest of us return to base for a beer and maybe some pizza..maybe." CamCamm gathered her thoughts and tried to think of some words that would culminate her concern. Finally, she responded: "K."
Back at their military stronghold, DeeJ and Urk reflected upon this awful war. "How could he have betrayed us like this..how could Halcylon stab us in the back like this? All because we said that Star Trek is a little better than Star Wars?!" DeeJ exclaimed with fury. "Calm down, brother. Although he has gone down the path of darkness we can still save him. Our Ginger Mafia will surely get us to his doorstep, and once we are there we will knock. And if after 30 seconds he doesn't answer, we will ring the doorbell! And if he still doesn't answer we'll knock a couple more times and wait another 30 seconds!" "But, Urk, what if he still doesn't answer after that..?" "Then I guess we'll just come back later or something because I mean, if we keep knocking or ringing the doorbell then we're being rude and that's totally stooping down to his level." They nodded in agreement but before they could fist bump CamCamm bursted through the door. Still trying to catch her breathe, she managed to let out a "K." "K, what..?" DeeJ questioned. "K, we found Recon and Foman. They're in bad shape but we got the informantion." She responded.
Foman and Recon had done their job well and discovered that Hal's evil army was in some dumbass moving castle that looked like an abomimation and to celebrate they got wasted and lost in the woods. But CamCamm found them so it was all good. Now DeeJ and Urk's Ginger Mafia advanced on the stupid castle. Many ninjas and members were lost, but finally they managed to arrive at the chamber that Hal lingered in. They knocked once and Lord Revan answered. "Hey guys, come on in. We got beer and pizza." But DeeJ and Urk knew better, so they punched Revan in the gut and proceeded to pull his shirt over his head, and then punched him again. To be honest, it was a little uncalled for.
Finally they met Hal face-to-face. "Sup, dinks." He said. "Dinks? That's rude. C'mon Hal, can we please end all this bloodshed? It's ridiculous man." DeeJ pleaded. "No!" Hal exclaimed " Star Trek freakin blows and Star was is amazing. I will never give in to the dark side." "Wait..what?" said Urk "I thought you were the dark side?" "Nooooooo. You and DeeJ are totally the dark side. I was just trying to watch Star Wars in my badass moving castle and you guys just start killing all my men, and for God's sake man you guys hockey-punched Lord Revan after he offered you food. You're the dark side, not me." Hal responded. Then DeeJ and Urk looked at one another and DeeJ mummbled, " Oh yeahhhh...". Then as they remembered they were the bad guys they both turned their attention towards Hal and beat him up. After knocking him unconcious they tied him to a chair and forced him to watch Star Trek for the remainder of his life, and they all lived happily ever after. The end.
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Edited by Hatima: 12/30/2013 11:10:37 PMAny story that includes CamCamm is always a good story. +1
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I read this in everyone's voice. It made it even better.
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Mclulz, You have my vote for now, but my +one will be saved for the fourth.
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[quote]Still trying to catch her breathe, she managed to let out a "K." "K, what..?" DeeJ questioned. [/quote] -blam!-ing lost it, right here. Great entry, Chorrizo.
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Me likes.