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Edited by Shirley:
12/28/2013 11:44:13 PM
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How to get guilt off your chest? :/
So, today at the gym I was walking by this one black guy. He ended up letting out a really loud fart out of nowhere and it was seriously startling, causing me to turn and stare at him with a stunned look for about a second before walking off. I held a straight face until I got to my destination, the cardio section, and let out a few chuckles. But in actuality, I felt kinda bad for him. I didn't let him know I laughed, but he still saw me stare at him for that brief moment before leaving his presence.
Not only was it that he caught me offguard with a fart, but this same individual is friends with my dad, and it'll be awkward next time they talk with me around.
So how would I go about relieving myself of the guilt, and also how would I go about standing around him without feeling awkward?
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4 RepliesThis is how
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[quote]So how would I go about relieving myself of the guilt[/quote]fap.
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Get a new chest
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Edited by Dr Torso: 7/24/2014 10:23:51 PMHow is that awkward at all? You should have just said, "[i]nice[/i]", and laughed right there, letting him know that it's not a big deal.
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Offer him fried chicken.
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Shirley, you can't be serious.
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Don't feel bad, everybody farts once in a while. It's good to laugh.
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Just forget about it and don't make a big deal about it. The only way I see this situation working out is if he apologizes for what he did, or forgets about it as well.....
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Lolol, it's just a fart.
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Stop thinking. You're at the gym to exercise.
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Its just a fart. ._.
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Fart next to him
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The only way it'll be awkward is if you make a big deal out of it. Which you are. He farted at the gym, so what? LOTS of people do. Just act like it never happened if it bothers you that much.
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You must be great at parties (feeling bad about reacting to one of the most hilarious bodily functions, ever)
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1 ReplyLet him pee in your butt
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I was waiting for why it mattered that he was black.
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1 ReplyS...shirley?
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Edited by Failure4Life: 7/24/2014 2:58:36 PMThat situation shouldn't impact your next conversation AT ALL. If he farted while exercising just excuse it, it a very normal thing to happen. Even if he wasn't exercising it really isn't something to get worked up over.
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You tell your Dad, god almighty you'll make his week as he gets to make fart jokes at his friends expense. It's like Father's Day only with a funny present instead of the regular junk and feeling shame due to your offspring being tasteless and cheap.
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Let out a bigger fart in front of him.
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Funny enough to bump
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Rip your whole chest off.
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I doubt he's going to loose any sleep over it. You shouldn't either.
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act normal. That's the best way to get over stuff that doesn't offend people/you so much (no strong, immediate angry reaction)
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Do you even lift?
