So I don't have any older brothers or well any brothers competent enough to take out the garbage day. I know it's generally a guys job but my families all about equality so it's my responsibility.
Every other week on garbage day I bring out two bins that are full of trash. They are pretty heavy.
Anyway the garbage men must be in a perpetual state of bitchyness because they freaken destroy and throw the bins when they are done. The stupid apes tore the handle off one four weeks ago and this time I swear they took one of the lids with them!
Naturally I'm pretty pissed so I'd like to get them back. What can I do to piss them off and get away with it? Should I slit a bag and watch from the window as they have to pick everything up? Go ahead and suggest things and I might pick one.
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1 ReplyMy father was a dustman. He wore a dustman's cap. He farted through the keyhole, and the keyhole farted back. ... Thank you for reading. You've all been great.